Stay Away From The McDonald's in The Maldives

This isn't a rant.
This isn't a story.
This is about a McDonald's somewhere in the Maldives.
Few of the Maldivian terrorists live there.
They will chop your head the second you walk in there.
There's so much terror,
It's worse than Belize,
So stay away from the McDonald's in the Maldives.